January 6, 2016

Hairy Chest And Leather Trousers……….. (Yummy)

Was tucking into a big bowl o’goodness this morning before I left for work.
There’s a 50-summit woman on the telly talking about going back out on the dating scene.

She was nervous for obvious reasons.

((Last time she was dating, men wore […]

January 6, 2016

Up For Rumpy Pumpy…. With A Tree?

It’s a classic love story.

Woman walks in park.

Woman meets tree.

They fall in love.

She gives birth to little logs.

Well………..

The last bit was ridiculous (obviously)

But……….

The rest is totally true.

Yep, saw it in a magazine t’other day.

Girl […]

October 13, 2015

It’s OK For That Skinny B****……..

My word, his breath STUNK.

His teeth were brown from smoking roll ups.

Lots were missing.

Don’t even mention personal hygiene.

It didn’t exist.

He REVOLTED me (if I’m honest).

A guy I used to know, I mean.

When I worked on a building […]