My word, his breath STUNK.
His teeth were brown from smoking roll ups.
Lots were missing.
Don’t even mention personal hygiene.
It didn’t exist.
He REVOLTED me (if I’m honest).
A guy I used to know, I mean.
When I worked on a building […]
It’s a classic love story.
Woman walks in park.
Woman meets tree.
They fall in love.
She gives birth to little logs.
The last bit was ridiculous (obviously)
The rest is totally true.
Yep, saw it in a magazine t’other day.
Was tucking into a big bowl o’goodness this morning before I left for work.
There’s a 50-summit woman on the telly talking about going back out on the dating scene.
She was nervous for obvious reasons.
((Last time she was dating, men wore […]
Wonder what you think of people who work in the fitness industry?
(Depends on the person I suppose)
There are a terrible lot of shiny haired, muscle bound, white teeth, eat chicken type people with FAR too many pairs of coloured trainers!