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Up For Rumpy Pumpy…. With A Tree?

It?s a classic love story. Woman walks in park. Woman meets tree. They fall in love. She gives birth to little logs. Well???.. The last bit was ridiculous (obviously) But???. The rest is totally true. Yep, saw it in a magazine t?other day. Girl in New York is having a...

It’s OK For That Skinny B****……..

My word, his breath STUNK. His teeth were brown from smoking roll ups. Lots were missing. Don?t even mention personal hygiene. It didn?t exist. He REVOLTED me (if I?m honest). A guy I used to know, I mean. When I worked on a building site, he worked there. Rough as...